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What do you get when you mix a GPS with PMS,answer-a crazy bitch that will find your ass.

Flies tell no lies.

Circle Flies...

A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is
trying to gather more support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers
the cowboy is from President Bush’s home area, he starts to belittle
him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.

As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing
around his head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them
circle flies?"
Obama stopped talking and said, "Wel… Continue

I bought a new GMC Sierra and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.

The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie
Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd g… Continue